Send me a hoot!
If you have something you want to say,
Drop me a line, without delay,
With a flap and a hoot, With a twit and a twoo,
I promise to get straight back to you!
Attention Dear Twitchlings, a new book just in,
And it all began with a bean on a chin.
A Magicowl Mishap, a spell gone wrong,
That ends in laughter and a stinky pong!